Jowee
a funny loud girl who makes fat jokes 24/7 and always has something to say. she often finds herself in stupid situations with her bessums and often does a ‘turtle position’ when in bad times. has a great fashion taste and her hair is always like, perfect. without her, one would be lost.
guy: every person needs their jowee!
other guy: duuude, i know right?
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