Jowser


a d-ck. a party-p–per. a person who refuses to chill with friends even when they have nothing better to do. a pain in the -ss. a cry baby.

this word is meant to be used in any derogitory fashion deemed suitable to the user.
g-d d-mn it, bro! tre said he’d come chill with us but instead he wants to hang out with his sister. f-ckin jowser..

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