joymares
a positive dream about something that no longer exists in reality (a former love etc) and upsets you once you awake.
i don’t know if what i have would be considered nightmares, but i often have dreams of reconciling with lost friends/ex significant others that give me such a bubble of happiness and hope, that is horribly burst upon waking up and i end up depressed and mopey for the whole day thinking about how those things will never happen.
seriously, f-ck those kinds of dreams. i shall call them joymares
from: reddit.com/r/askreddit/comments/xaw3l/if_you_could_get_rid_of_one_vital_bodily_function/c5kqwbf
when you have a dream that makes you go, “f-ck, that was an awesome dream!” until all the implications of that dream actually coming true sink in and you scream in terror.
“dude, i had the worst joymare about accidentally sending tom hiddleston a link to my tumblr to his twitter. he tweeted about it. i woke up all stoked until i remembered all the sh-t i posted about him on my tumblr.”
“i had a joymare that i won $10,000 on a scratch-off lottery ticket, but after i woke up, i remembered i owe my dad $9,000 and would’ve only gotten $1,000 at best, before taxes. i was f-cking p-ssed!”
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