joystick master
noun/adj.
some f-gbag who can’t go for an hour car ride without playing a computer game on his laptop, which can only be played via headset while sitting in the backseat to provide ultimate reaction sp-ce. this person is usually above the adult age of 24 yet thinks hes pretty smooth wearing those roller skate shoes that 7 year olds whip around on. also, they generally have no conversational skills at all, thus resulting in constant movie quotes at social gatherings such as dinner.
steven was a total joystick master last night. he had a drink at the bar then said he felt sick and left, probably to go converse with other final fantasy members via internet.
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