jPod
a 2006 novel by douglas coupland about a group of video game programmers who work at a company which resembles electronic arts. it is the spiritual sequel to 1995’s microserfs and is set to be made into a tv series by cbs.
dude i grew up in a lesbian commune, maybe i should become statistically average like that guy who legally changed his name to john doe from jpod.
originated in rat city washington, disciples of jessus christ,
they wear silly clothes, draw silly combo-animals, and all have names beginning with the letter “j”. but don’t think just because your name starts with j you can just declare yourself a member.
you must be initiated as dictated by the rules and regulations set forth many a year ago by the original three j-podites.
j-pod!
you cannot defeat the j-pod
1.an ipod owned by a jewish person
2. an ipod that is mostly filled with jewish/hebrew music.
those kids in israel all own jpod’s.
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