jpoke


a joke where the punchline is replaced with something mundane.
this is an example of a jpoke:

q:what do you call a mexican flying a plane?

a:a pilot.

q:what do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch?

a: really sad
to penetrate the spincter of a chunky, dirty, emo girl with one’s pogo (refer to definition of pogo)
i walked into the room and he was j pokin’ ‘er reaaaaal gooood. j poke to the max

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