Jr. Mack


to be extremely hairy and lack full movement of both eye b-lls when intoxicated.

to play flirtatious mind games with your brother, while looking your dog in the face with a sensual s-xual one eyed stare.
“i just jr. macked the sh-t out of my bro danny and d-mn it was fun!”

“that poor guy was h-t right in the eye b-lls… he was jr. mack’d before he even knew it.”

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