jswift
a name given to a person having a p-n-s exceeding a foot in length.
man jswift, this morning i woke up and took an involuntary sh-t in my pants because my -sshole was still gaped from last night.
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- jubanubba
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- martinlin
a genetic defect on the dna sequence causing a very small pennis o my god, why is his pennis so minuscule? he has martinlin syndrome
- Sticky Wizard
while receiving oral s-x from a woman, you oragasm on her face and proceed to draw a lightning bolt on her forhead using your s-m-n. “she wanted to see the new harry potter movie on our date, i brought her back to my place instead and gave her a sticky wizard.”
- stickyzilla
n. a person who is infatuated with sticky notes, has stuck them all over themselves and has started to stomp around like godzilla screaming, ” ahhhhhhh!!!!! im stickyzilla!!! sticky sticky sticky!!!! raaaaarrr!!!!”. yah. that sounds about right. taylor: dude what’s wrong with you? seth: ahhhhhhhh!!!! im stickyzilla!!!! sticky sticky sticky!!!! raaaarrr!!!!! taylor: k.