juan matslurp


a legal adult who constantly acts like they are in elementary school.
some characteristics are:
-tend to act childish
-not know stuff you would expect them to know
-be annoying at times
-sometimes gets other people angry
hey bro, quit acting like a juan matslurp. you are being so annoying

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