Juano


-cue james bond theme-
he is usually referred to as a s-xy g-d.

his social talents are amazing, having friends everywhere and saying hi to a random person every 3 minutes.

slim, slender and a very exotic personality.

like to break through windows, tackle people, make mad p-ssionate sweet love, all for good sport.

incredibly mean if necessary, never ever loses an argument.
“who’s that?”
“who? oh you mean that guy over there with a lot of friends? that’s juano”
“wow, he looks awesome! you don’t…see ya!”

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