21st century answer to the job. job is actually an acronym for “just over broke”. jub is also an acronym… “just under broke”
in the last century, most of the working cl-ss had jobs and barely broke even after everything was said and done.
in this century, increasingly fewer people are employed and those hapless few that actually escape the unemployment roll after several months of living in dest-tute poverty will find that they all have jubs… working like slaves in horrible working conditions doing menial drone work… still living in dest-tute povery… not breaking even. welcome to 21st century america… get used to it… now, get back to work!
man on street: hey buddy, can ya spare some change for a guy down on his luck?
man hastily walking down sidewalk: hey, ya lazy b-m… get a jub! oh, sorry i didn’t recognize you. didn’t i used to work for you at xyz company? jeez… you look like a wreck!
man on street: geez! thanks for noticing. i do have a jub. xyz company just hired me back at 1/4 pay three months ago after laying me off a year and a half ago.
to split the cost, value or amount of a certain resource e.g a bag of sweets, the cost of weed etc
can be referred to as ‘going jubs’ or ‘jubsing it’ or even ‘jubsing in’
now that you two are jubsing it, lemme jubs in on it
pills, normally ecstasy.
lets drop some more jubs.
another word for t-ts
whoa! look at the jubs on that hosehound!
tig ole’ bitties
i was bangin ur mom from behind and held onto her jubs for balance
1- a person who just did something stupid.
2- an friend whom you like to call names.
person #1: joe got caught smoking last night.
person #2: what a jub!
what up jubs?
pr-nounced joobs romany traveller word meaning lice etc
keep your juk (dog)away its fulla jubs
1. a descritpive term used to describe the state of a person, place, thing or event of a particularly ludicrous nature. “nas and jay-z in a gay pr-no together … what kind of ludicrosity is this?!?!” recieving/falling victim to ludicrous directives, usually from middle management under instruction from management in large companies. what new acts […]
- late night delight
1.)when you’re bored late at night and a surprise visit or talk from a person delightful. 2.)when you get home and your girlfriend or wife surprise you with great s-x. guy walks in door see wife naked then has great s-x.that is a late night delight.
- la de da
la de da – if someone who usually talks slang says something posh or an unusually large word, unlikly of them “it was momentray infactuation” “ooo la deee da!!” a phrase you can use to dismiss someone or something. it’s like saying “oh well,” “talk to the hand,” or “who cares!” speaker: you know i […]
- ex oh ex
xox (a.k.a. kiss, hug, kiss) spelt phonetically. xox or ex oh ex?
- explanation mark
something coming out of the mouth of someone not familiar with the word exclamation mark or not knowing how to pr-nounce it properly guy a: oh, this food is horrible! i hate our school meals, exclamation mark! guy b: yeah, and it is getting worse… guy c (stupid): haha, yeah! explanation mark!