Jude Law’d


an expression meaning “screwed over,” in light of jude law’s recent paternity claim from wannabe-model samantha who? used when everything finally seems to be going right for you and then wham! your special lady friend (who was on the pill at the time, of course) gets pregnant and you get hit with a lawsuit the size of tom cruise’s ego. or y’know, just whenever something cr-p happens to you.
“where did you park your car?”

“the valet took care of it.”

“at burger king? dude… you got jude law’d so bad.”

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