Judo Chop
the act of taking your hand and making a chop motion on a persons shoulder near the neck area while saying in a loud manner, “judo chop-hai!”
1. find a victim.
2. creep up behind them.
3. make sure palm/hand is flat and straight.
4 raise your hand and chop the victim’s shoulder, making sure it is close enough to the neck.
5. say the phrase, “judo chop hai!” while doing so.
6. walk away.
3 more definitions
an expression of respect, approval, or recognition directed at a person, usually one who has achieved something noteworthy or completed a job well done. comes from the similar-meaning phrases “kudos” and “props,” which, when put together, create the phrase “kudo-props,” and hence, the rhyming “judo chops.”
dude, you just landed a date with megan fox?? judo chops!!
signature move of the greatest person in the world, damo.
did you hear that libby just got owned by damo’s judo chop?
the physical act of alternating penetrating open hands up another’s r-ct-m, usually done in hate. best depicted in the cl-ssis latino film “dos manos en su orto.”
wow, did you see that judo chop
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