Juggalo Chant


we are stupid juggalos
we suck d-ck and swallow slow

we worship a cr-ppy band
called icp that you can’t stand

we have zero iq points

our pregnant moms smoked chronic joints

our p-n-ses are really small
and we have tiny shrunken b-lls

excuse me miss for being so brash
but we are redneck trailer trash!

our juggalettes take d-ck for cash
but wrap it before you tap that -ss

we pretend we don’t hate n-gg-rs
but we are hypocrites, go figger!

now you know ’bout juggalos
and how we are a bunch of hoes

i live and die for icp

so stupidity is killing me!
yo homie mmfcl check out my new juggalo chant!

shut up fool, i’m f-cking your 5 year old sister’s neden!

oh, my bad ninja. can i have sloppy seconds?
we will never die alone
juggalos will carry on
swing our hatchets if we must
each and every one of us!
mmfwcl! down wit tha clown till im dead in tha ground ppl say the f-ckin juggalo chant till ya die!

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