juggernaut
the manliest state of being. basically being able to do any of the following: chop down trees with your p-n-s, eat rocks for breakfast and sh-t out gunpowder, headb-tt your front door open, causing it to splinter into pieces, jump off a cliff and break your fall with your face, wrestle sharks, kill a bear with your bare hands, etc.
holy sh-t, it’s a juggernaut. run like h-ll!
marvel comics x-men villain. also the baddest mothaf-cker in the world. have you even seen a costume like his? he’ll hit you with your own pimp, pimp smack your -ss, make you his hooker, and then it’ll be time for him to take his prize. do you not know who he is?
are you a f-ckin’ -ss? do you not know who i am? he must not know who i am. i’m the juggernaut…b-tch! im’ma hit you with yo’ own pimp!
1. refers to a person or machine that is unstoppable; the “tank” of a group.
2. a villain from x-men with a cone-shaped helmet.
1. “man, that new mobile weapon is gonna be our juggernaut.”
2. “do you know who i am? you must not know who i am. i’m the juggernaut b-tch!!!”
that xmen guy w/ the domelike helmet that kicks everyones -ss
silly b-tch your weapons cannot harm me. do you no who i am. im the juggernaut b-tch!!!!!!!!!
one big -ss dude with a red suit. he pwns f-ckin noobs and beats the sh-t outta anything that moves. he must keep his big helmet on his clodostrodome for protection. pretty much he’s one bad n-gg-. his suit is sooo tight, the only way he can let his sweaty body breath is by f-cking. he never has to wear a condom (c–n) cause his suit is made out of latex.
i’m the juggernaut b-tch. and i got a b-tch with me.
1. marvel comics character possessing torpedo-shaped body and extraordinary strength. once he starts moving, he cannot be stopped.
2. a woman possessing large torpedo shaped br–sts, or the br–sts themselves.
1. “juggernaut is an unstoppable force.”
2. “get a load of the juggernauts on that juggernaut.”
a person who is obsessed with big t-ts; someone who loves knockers; a guy who is really into jugs.
john is a real juggernaut; if a chick has big t-ts, he digs her.
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