Juggling
the ultimate sport. this involves, normally, keeping more objects, usually b-lls, in the air than you have hands (so, 2 in one hand, 3 in one hand, 3 in 2 hands, 4 in 2, etc)
popular items for juggling include b-lls, rings, clubs, scarves, fire torches, fireb-lls, although many other items have been used, including furniture
a person who juggles is called a juggler.
there are several other branches of juggling, such as diabolo (two handsticks with string between them, and and hourgl-ss shaped ‘diabolo’ spinning between them), devilsticks (two handsticks, and a longer stick you keep balanced on them), and contact juggling, which involves keeping one ball in contact with you at all times while rolling it around your body. this is one of the most mezmerising forms of juggling
juggling is the best pastime ever invented, and people that can juggle should be hekld in high esteem by normal peasants.
dude, the other day i was juggling 3 pineapples and two apples, and peasants were watching me amazed
to talk and/or be interested in more than one person of the opposite s-x. in order to juggle, one must successfully keep all parties seperate from eachother so that no one knows the others exist. also, the juggler must be able to schedule/plan their events in order to not be found out.
synonyms: player, skeez, f-cker
i am currently juggling three girls right now and they all want to do me tonight, oops
small b–bs, a-cups, itty bitty t-tty committee
if small ducks are called ducklings then small jugs (b–bs) are called jugglings.
juggling, what a juggler does. it is a sport or an art, whatever you decide it to be.
juggling makes your brain bigger.
when a person is dating 2 people and they dont know about each other.
hank:i love you
megan:i love you
cole:i love you
megan:i love you too
cole:wait a minute your not juggling are you?
to be selling drugs.
“i need some extra money so im going to start juggling.”
in video games, an ability to continuously move the opponent in order to keep him off balance and make it easier for your allies to kill. very fast, coordinated, and fun. much like real life juggling, success renders the intended target dizzy. the shoryuken is a common and effective example, as it pops the enemy in the air and with a little skill will keep the enemy from countering and thus in a world of hurt.
once i landed the first shoryuken on him, i just kept on juggling him. he was dead before he landed on the ground.
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