Juggrassic Park

the mysterious jungle you might find yourself in when you’re really drunk.

juggr-ssic park is a state of mind that one can only achieve after heavy drinking. finding juggr-ssic park is not easy. it involves a reasonable amount of insanity, a lot of drinking, and not blacking out or p-ssing out.

you can tell if someone else is in juggr-ssic park if they start saying or doing crazy things for a long period of time. usually this is done while wearing a boonie hat or helmet

professor charles xavier from x-men is the ruler of juggr-ssic park. if you or anyone you know has fought anyone while in juggr-ssic park, they were probably charles’ juggeraptors.

sh-t is always falling in juggr-ssic park. be nice to charles.

please note that “charles” is always pr-nounced “chaales.”
“listen, we all get lost on the way to juggr-ssic park. sebastian from the little mermaid said to take a left at the coral…..

charles you know d-mn well the last time i went to juggr-ssic park to get the haircut by a velociraptor, i left with a tattoo on my nuts, a prince albert, got some graphics on my -sshairs, plus i got a new tattoo on my chest saying ‘long-d-ck w-lly’

f-ck knockin’! let me in!”