Juice beard


the result of a man orally pleasuring a woman. the man ends up with a light film of juice on his face resembling a beard. this beard is usually removable with the swift stroke of the forearm across the face and lips, removing the odorous moisture.
dude, you and that girl were really going at it last night…did you hose down your juice beard?

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