juice my grapes
when everyone around is being really noisy and you are looking for a pretext to leave.
“hey guys, time for me to juice my grapes for breakfast. see you later.”
sarah: hey buddy do you feel like juicing some grapes. (juice my grapes)
john: sure – just a sec – let me finish squeezing these lemons.
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