Juicy Booty Syndrome
an affliction affecting a very small population of females. symptoms include a shapely and firm, yet large and bouncy protusion of the posterier end in a female. a delicate combination of fat and muscle in the b-ttocks is what gives it the uplifted yet ‘juicy’ appearance.
also named so because if one were to cut into it like a steak, it would be quite meaty but has just enough fat to let the juices run over the plate.
usually a very manageable disease with several males in support of -ssistance.
not to be confused with ghetto booty, as jbs individuals can be any ethnicity and the guidelines for diagnosis are much more strict: of normal weight or less, attractive to most heteros-xual men, generally accompanied by thinner legs and/or torso (aids in portrayal of ‘juiciness.’)
man 1: “did you see the way she seemed to be smuggling two hams in her back pockets?”
man 2: “definitely afflicted with jbs.”
male coworker: “so how did you feel when you first learned you had jbs?”
female coworker: “excuse me?”
male coworker; “juicy booty syndrome. it only affects a small population, but i’m definitely in support of your cause.”
female coworker: -smacks face-
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