juicy cooter


another name for the popular store, juicy coutre.
hey mom, can we please go shopping at the juicy cooter today?
an oblivious b-tch, a stuck-up broad, the kind of chick you love to hate. most often found wandering aimlessly through department stores smacking gum while screaming into a cell phone.
ex 1:
girl #1, being shouldered by girl talking on cell walking past: “wow! did you see that? she just totally shouldered me and didn’t even say excuse me, not to mention acknowledge my existence!”
girl #2: omg, what a juicy cooter!”

ex 2:
dude #1: so get this, last night my old lady totally drank the last beer and wouldn’t let me have a swig of it before she slammed it down!”
dude #2: dude, total juicy cooter move. not cool.

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