jukt micronics
the non-existant internet software firm featured in the new republic’s may 18, 1998 issue. was the main focus of an article written by stephen gl-ss. gl-ss was fired after adam l. penenberg of forbes magazine proved his article to be a hoax, along with 27 other articles written by gl-ss in past issues.
i wonder why i can’t find jukt micronics listed in anywhere on the web?
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