Julia-Medium rare
probably the brightest person u will ever meet. she is so hot and s-xy she sizzles like a steak being cooked on the bbq medium rare. she gallops like a horse and plays soccer like a true ninja, which she is. she has asian longed horned beetles growing in her zoo! she loves asians and u should to. she has friends who are anorexic ethiopians and creditcard vixons wit diarrhea. and her is idol is hoss. the man of all glory! woopy cr-p he’s got her wrapped. i know doesn’t she just blow your mind! julia.d you’re the greatest mother f-kken friend anyone could be! asian love
dang!
pshh.. tshh.. pshh pshh.. tshh fshh pshh tspp..lol
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