juliapotamus
proper noun:a large, no, very large woman who is a great friend but very enormous.her camel toe is bigger than my runningshoe.her br–sts are ‘way bigger than d-cup, my largest experience before her.
i can’t let juliapotamus lay or sit on me, that 319-pound hunk a burning love would crush me ! i do her doggie style or she lies on her back with her leg up and i lie on my side and slip it into her. she has huge l-b–, a real slash.
a very large herbivorous 4-toed chiefly aquatic artiodactyl mammal of suburban america with an extremely large head and mouth, bare and very thick grayish skin, and short legs; often found feeding on cocoa puffs, guacoamole, and other snacks;
etymology: latin, literally translating to ‘snuggle bunny’
the juliapotamus lay in wake, resting after her fifth meal of the day.
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