Julie Andrews


an amazing woman who captivated large audiences with her acting and singing skills. most notably she starred in the sound of music, mary poppins, and the princess diaries, among others. she’s throughly modern milly, the queen in shrek, the narrator of enchanted and cinderella in rodgers and hammerstein’s version. she starred on broadway, most notably as eliza dolittle in my fair lady. in 1998 an operation on her vocal cords left her unable to sing, but she did so anyway in the princess diaries 2: royal engagement. she sang the highest note ever sung.
want to go see the new julie andrews movie? i’ve heard she’s playing a queen.
julie andrews and her doc-mentary
fighting with elvis and hiding in vents
using my mind powers to turn elvis off
these are a few of my favorite things

dinner with markey and eating dead babies
taking over the announcements
and flashing my b–biess
reading ‘monica’ to no one but shoes
these are a few of my favorite things

hiding in drums and stealing from target
using pity to get free rugs
using the rugs to make festive shirts
these are a few of my favorite things

when elvis dances
when my dvd skips
when i’m feeling sad
i simply remember my favorite things
and then i don’t feel…so bad
julie andrews, yeah shes like a puppie.
she just goes wherever.

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