July in Mississippi
where the state of mississippi is perfectly lined in between the sun and h-ll ; when your sweat is coming out of places you didnt know you had ; there should be a temperature called “hot as deep in the wrinkles of underneath satan’s unused nasty -ss t-st-c-ls ”
wtf? a july in mississippi can kiss my a$$!
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