a creamy white substance that oozes from jumbie’s dong-gor when holdsy touches it softly… with his nose.
hahaha! look at ole holdsmobile with all the jum cream on his forehead!!!
- scr*t*m bucket
a woman that inserts 7 or more d-ld-s in her the stripper is a scr-t-m bucket
- scrubby kid force field
a barrier formed around a relatively attractive young female to deflect any number of interested males. it is usually comprised of awkward, non-popular male friends whom all have a crush on said female. the female is entirely unaware of its existence and the fact that it is the main reason why males, whom she finds […]
- just like school in july
in american term-times, july is the time when children don’t have school. thus someone who’s just like school in july has no cl-ss. “dude you’re just like school in july: no cl-ss.”
- mary sloppins
when you have a spoonful of sugar to help the medicine go down, and the combination of the two ends up giving you mad diarrhea guy 1: hey man, heard you haven’t been too well lately. guy 2: yeah dude, got a serious case of the mary sloppins
an individual who loves trains and other steam engines. this love can develop into obsession and in instances may result in train fetishes or locomotive rape. “they’re such a scrutton, i saw how they were looking at that train.” “made out with that train… like a scrutton!”