Jumbo Cluster Fuck


the metamorphic transition of a cl-ster f-ck, going beyond your wildest expectations. an event you knew was going to be bad, but exceeded everything you envisioned this cl-ster f-ck to be in epic proportions.
“after wrestling for an hour with lurch’s virus-laden computer for the fifth time this month, i quickly realized this was turning into a jumbo cl-ster f-ck.”

Read Also:

  • Habano

    the painful disease contracted when one gets residue from a spicy pepper (jalapenos, habaneros, and poblanos seem to be most common) into one’s eye. considered by some to be an std. dude, did you see tq? he caught the habano last night, and couldn’t open his eye for 5 hours.

  • jumbobitch

    pr-nounciation: jum-bawb-itch. – a hugely major b-tch whom says things that are accessible to, or in front of, a large group of people that could possible ruin your standing in your social group. jumbob-tch- “did you guys know that kelly here, thinks that steve is mentally challenged, and that we tolerate him for the h-ll […]

  • mcbusted

    mcbusted are a musical supergroup comprising members of english pop rock bands mcfly and busted. members matt jay willis and james bourne from the pop rock band busted, which broke up in 2005. former member charlie simpson unfortunately ‘is not yet ready’ to join with any busted related business. so, matt and james decided to […]

  • mcconnell

    a bad-ss who definitely is the life of the party. they are the party and the party follows them, and is them. boys or girls throw themselves at any p-ssing mcconnell so they will never be seen hooking up with a fugly person. mcconnells have also won the genetic lottery as they are a ray […]

  • McCream Pie

    a plain sundae with an apple pie shoved inside it. most commonly enjoyed after a mcg-ngb-ng. started in rochester mn around 2006. drunk guy 1: “bro that mcg-ngb-ng was awesome.” drunk guy 2: “what’s for dessert?” drunk guy 1: “mccream pie”


Disclaimer: Jumbo Cluster Fuck definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.