Jumbo Shrimp
first, you must have a chode to complete the jumbo shrimp approximately an 8″ circ-mference. obtain a shrimp c-cktail, but this isn’t your regular shrimp c-cktail…fill the gl-ss with menstrual blood and hang used condoms from the rim. dip your scr-t-m in the blood and let soak for a minute while stirring. meanwhile your partner is doing reservoir shots of stale c-m from the used condoms but not swallowing, just gargling. now, you dip your scr-t-m into the mouthful of stale j-zz while emptying the remains of the menstrual blood into her mouth creating a milky red stew. when the mixture is complete, begin doggy-style intercourse while dipping jumbo shrimp into the concoction. make sure you get her pregnant.
chad: “yo man i got this freaky chick last night.”
jeremy: “oh yeah?”
chad: “yeah man she let me do the jumbo shrimp!”
jeremy: “d-mn, let’s hope she’s pregnant!”
a cl-ssification of a relationship. something more than friends with benefits but not necessarily exclusive. it’s basically being exclusive with one person but you have a built-in 3 strike random hookup policy. it’s for those who want to be exclusive but tend to get into trouble…so it doesn’t really make sense; like jumbo shrimp.
the target audience is long-distance couples.
“so how long have you guys been dating?”
‘ – whoa, dating? no, we’re just jumbo shrimping.’
one that is vertically challenged and at the same time overweight.
“that dude can’t beat me at basketball, just look at him, he’s a jumbo shrimp.”
an enlarged l-b–l region, occasionally including the cl-toris. see also..blowout, flat tire
the local stripper pulls the squirrel cover to the side to reveal the jumbo shrimp.
a phrase that has now taken the place of “cool” so… if your going to say cool..say “jumbo shrimp!!”
omg..thats so jumbo shrimp!
angry beaver
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