jump grenade


to occupy (especially through s-xual activity) a hot chick’s ugly friend so that your friend can score with the hot one
hey, kevin, you mind jumping grenade so i can hook up with the hottie in red?
acting as a wingman. the phrase comes from the military; jumping on top of an active grenade will kill you but save your comrades around you as a result of it. it’s a selfless act for your buddy.
hey check out those two chicks sitting at the bar. it’s a shame only one of them looks decent. man, will you please jump grenade for me? i did it for you last time.

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