jump off here


i want to get off the phone now because i hate talking to you, but i’ll pretend that i’m being polite by letting you go back to whatever boring cr-p you would be doing if you weren’t talking to me.
them: so then he said it was benign but i should probably get it removed. and i said-

you: wow! that’s nuts! hey look, i’m sure you’ve got a lot of stuff to take care of. i’m gonna jump off here. bye.

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