jump-off night
the night before valentines day when you take out the person you’re sleeping with behind your husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend’s back see jump off. because you can’t take them out on valentine’s day, so you have to take them out the night before. jump-off night activities include renting a hotel room by the hour and buying your boo sl-tty crotch-less panties.
my boyfriend refused to take me out for valentine’s day. when i badgered him for a month straight about why he finally confessed that him and wife of five years have had long-standing plans on valentines day at their favorite restaurant and he could only take me out the night before. that’s when i realized that not only that i was his jump-off night lay.
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