Jump on a grenade
the generous act of flirting or even dating a certain individual to distract them from, and possibly loose interest in a different individual (usually a friend).
guy 1: hey man, i need to ask you a favor. i think nicole is h-tting on me.
guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
guy 1: i mean if you could that would be great. i don’t wanna date someone who smells like celery, and i don’t want to explain why.
guy 2: i got you man.
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