Jump the net


a phrase to let someone know that they have stolen your joke right after you said it, and potentially generated more laughs than you did.
after a game of volleyball someone says ‘jump the net’ n-body hears it so someone else repeats the joke a bit louder and gets a lot of laughs…

e.g.
shaun: the female wookies are the ones with brazilian’s
craig (louder): the female wookies are the ones with brazilian’s
everyone: hehehehehehe, good one craig!
shaun (to craig): jump the net…

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