Jump to chump


when you immediately call someone a chump as soon as they are seen.
josh walks in the room and appears to have been crying.

tomas: why does it look like josh is crying?

ben: cuz he’s a chump.

tomas: how can you say that!?! you just jump to chump like that.

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