Jumped a Claim


when the only reason you visit a restaurant is to take a m-ssive dump in their public restroom.
i was driving down the freeway when all of a sudden i had to take a huge sh-t, so i pulled into a claim jumper and jumped a claim. it was a good decision, i felt better.

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