jumped-up ne’er come-down shite-shovelin-twat
one who is so jumped-up they will ne’er (never) come down, they shovel sh-te and they are no less than a tw-t.
toff- “oh, i see your driving a ford… i have a porsche!”
dave- “shut the f-ck up, you jumped-up ne’er come-down sh-te-shovelin-tw-t”
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