jumphammer
when you have your partner lay face up on the bed with forehead extended slightly over the edge. you jump from a foot or so away so that the tip of your p-n-s h-ts them on the forehead when you land.
had a few drinks last night and my wife let me jumphammer her. nailed a couple but my tip now bruised and a darker shade of purple.
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