Jumping Donkey


1) a handjob on holiday involving 2 people who just met.
2) a mythical scenario involving: a deck chair, 3 leprachauns, a banana and 500ml of maple syrup.
3) a swordfight involving 2 p-n-s’s battling in out in a test of endurance and strength.
1) becky and steve went to the front deck to start up a jumping donkey.
2) last night my girlfriend asked me if i was interested in having a jumping donkey.
3) the party became extremely heated after jeff and mark partook in a jumping donkey in the living room.

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