jumping hippo
the jumping hippo is when a fat b-tch rides you with the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. this is a very dangerous maneuver because you might snap your d-ck or break your pelvis.
guy 1: yo, i was with this fat b-tch and she did the jumping hippo
guy 2: bro, are you okay?
guy 1: nah, my d-ck went 90 f-cking degrees and it’s stuck like that.
guy 2: oh sh-t.
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