when a testosterone filled young man ravenously pursues a young woman in the bedroom.
a) hey man how was last night?
b) amazing, she loved how i was jumping the tiger.
a tractal device provides a tractile or tractive shearing force. a tractal device pulls, pushes and/or shapes things by supplying motive shearing forces (usually back and forth) to make them more appealing and/or useful. leather working tools provide the tractal action to shape a leather product and make it soft to the touch. hands and […]
- youtube popular
when a person is popular only because of youtube. enter sxephil or the kid who cried about britney spears. “dude my friend eddie hanline is so youtube popular now” “yea did you subscribe to his page yet?”
- youtube portal
when a friend shares a youtube video on facebook that acts as a portal and traps you in youtube for a good 30-40mins. guy 1: ricci is such an -ss at sucking me into youtube portals. yesterday he posted a video of a baby bear playing with a dog and for 2 hours i was […]
- 99.9...% sure
sometimes people, when expressing how certain they are of something, say they are 99% sure of something. oftentimes, however, they choose to add validity to their statement by adding 9s behind the decimal place, thinking that will prove their words to be truth beyond belief. we can create a scale of how sure a person […]
- 9-9-9 club
9 beers, 9 hot dogs in 9 innings. at the dodger game on april 14th, i’m going to attempt to join the 9-9-9 club