Jumpjob
it is when a women engages in the act of jumping directly on top of a man’s erect p-n-s with no warning. this is a very dangerous maneuver, so take heed.
tom: f-ck dude, my d-ck hurts from last night.
captain america: why tom?
tom: my b-tch gave me a jumpjob last night.
captain america: i would ice that sh-t if i were you n-gg-.
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