Jumpshit


the act of getting jumpscared so bad you sh-t your pants
oh man, five nights, gave me a jumpsh-t
the act of jumping and subsequently defecating whilst in midair, most commonly executed with your back side facing a wall.
that’s definitely a jumpsh-t judging by the height of that poo mark

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