Jumpsuit


1. a one-piece suit worn by parachutists for jumping.
2. a garment fashioned after this, usually combining a shirt or bodice with shorts or trousers in one piece.
ex1:
– jumper : arg the wind is sneaking under my shirt and basically undressing me, i can’t see anything and the wind hurts.
– parachutists : you should have worn a jumpsuit.
– jumper: it’s okay i’m just committing suicide anyway.

ex2:
the second piece of fashion that you’ll ever see if jason voorhees catches you, after seeing his bl–dy hockey mask. unless a machete can be considered a fashion accessory (but you’ll feel it more than see it), or if he’s not wearing his jumpsuit that day.

ex3:
what slipknot wears on stage to make you focus on the music instead of them and fashion.

ex4:
what dr venture wears in the cartoon the venture brothers.
1 more definition
a tight strachy suit that covers dosent cove ur d-ck/pusy/b–bs/-ss
i got your mom/ dad / sis/bro/in a jumpsuit

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