Junebeard


the sixth month of the year, where men typically grow their beards for the entirety of the 30 days. some men can’t handle the heat of the summer and thus don’t grow their beards out. they instead wait until novembeard but real men can handle junebeard with no problem.
man 1 – are you growing your beard out for junebeard?

man 2 – you know it!

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