TEENick


nick’s lame attempt to copy trl and try to teenage viewers. i haven’t seen a single teen who watches “naked brothers band”, “icarly”, or even “unfabulous”.

on their website, they have a bunch of cr-ppy games, celebrity flipbooks, and a message board which people talk like “rofl every teenick show is the best”! they also have guest stars who spin the bottle and tell sh-tty jokes.
“sat-rday, i’m gonna have a sleepover for the upcoming “naked brothers band movie on teenick wanna come?”

“no, teenick is for babies.”
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nickelodeon’s pathetic attempt to appeal to the teenage audience. however, with such disney-esque shows as “zoey 101”, “ned’s decl-ssified”, “romeo!”, among others, no teenager with a freaking brain would want to tolerate that cr-p.

they try to make it appealing with mtv-style introductions, and with “celebrity” guests who play stupid games, however, these attempts only drive away potential viewers.
12-year-old who thinks he’s cool: omg!!!! i can’t wait for zoey to come on!!!!!!

normal teenager: stfu.

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