jungitis



the progressive inflammation of one’s ego through materialism and vanity caused by lack of acceptance and an ugly face. symptoms: long periods of self admiration in front of reflective surfaces, urges to clothe oneself in undersized garments, a distorted view of one’s own attractiveness and/or the use of money and material items to attract members of the opposite s-x.
bob: what happened to that guy? he use to be cool…
frank: didn’t you hear? he has the jungitis…

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