Jungle Bar Test
a way of testing the competence and or greatness of an individual that usually involves traversing a gauntlet of tasks put forth by the proctor of the test. failure to complete the jungle bar test would normally result in a revoking of social privileges and or life. completing the jungle bar test will result in the fulfillment of your wildest dreams, and or the gaining of originally un-btainable street cred.
“bra i don’t care what you say you did, only way to prove anything is to take the jungle bar test. then sh-t be testified .”
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