Jungle Barbie


a girl who thinks casually wearing khaki shorts is cute and trendy. she looks like she is going on a safari in africa. this girl is usually white and her voice sounds like cameron diaz in harsh nasal mode. she usually dates and f-cks guys who don’t shower and manscape. her favorite animal is a gorilla.
i hate molly! she’s such a jungle barbie! khaki shorts aren’t cute at all! and her boyfriend smells like a f-cking eviscerated decomposing body! also, have you’ve seen her bedroom? the walls are covered with gorilla posters!

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