Jungle Fuck
to have s-x with your partner on the bathroom counter, in the shower, on the floor, on the table, from behind while on the couch, on the kitchen counter, pressed up against the refrigerator…all in the sp-ce of 90 minutes, as if your environment where a jungle and it was your mission as a s-x-crazed tarzan/jane to explore every orifice of it before your parents come home.
bob: you and becky finally hookup?
chris: yah, we jungle f-cked for hours.
bob: damage -ssessment?
chris: broke a mirror in the bathroom, jacked up her shower doors and both ended up with rug burns on our backs and knees.
bob: so totally worth it then?
chris: duh.
to f-ck wildly
hayley and tom jungle f-cked on the hall floor.
to eat food with voracity
i would jungle f-ck some sushi right now, wouldn’t you?
chick with flinstone feet
egyption chridtmas
a black jew
porch monkey with curly hair
a n-gg-r that studders like philip niles
a goofy bahemeath b-tch
often used when shouting at people on the side of the road
hey look at that jungle f-ck on that porch
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